Ryan's Ridiculous: Splattered Dreams

Ryan's AirVūz coworkers have been razzing him for having an easy job. They think he gets to travel and see awesome views with his drone; pretty cake. So he invites them to join him in a 4 vs. 1 paintball match. Once he takes out half of the AirVūz crew, the ladies bring out secret weapon, Ryan Haake from Science Channel's DRONED. However, Ryan Hoag doesn't seem too nervous; they should have known he'd have some "drone" tricks up his sleeve. Ryan looks like he'll be the next King of Paintball, when girl power strikes again (don't mess with #chickswhodrone). Watch Ryan's Ridiculous: Splattered Dreams to see what happens in the most epic paintball match ever played. VIDEO TRANSCRIPTS: Speaker 1: Ahh. Ryan: How's the leg? Speaker 1: Leg's amazing actually. Ryan: So my coworkers at Airvuz have been giving me grief about how cush a job I have. Ahh. [00:00:30] So I decided to invite them on set for a day in the life of Ryan's Ridiculous. Four on one Paintball. Kendall, Angie, Cole DeVries, and Eric Perkins. Well, I see you guys decided to show up huh? Eric: We are so hopped up right now. I'm like a greyhound in a box before the race man. I think I speak for the entire team when I say we're gonna [00:01:00] see yellow right between your eyes. Ryan: If you guys are really that confident, let's do this. The two people I take out first go back to work. Eric: [crosstalk 00:01:09] Well I think that'll be me homeboy. I'm trigger happy now. Let's go. Come on. Let's go. Whoa Whoa. Speaker 1: Airvuz team are you ready? Eric: Yeah. Hunter in the bunker. Kendall: Hunter in the bunker. [00:01:30] No way. Eric: Flank right. Go go go. Feed on the fear. Blast him. Make Ryan cry. Kamikaze, we're going kamikaze. We're going kamikaze. Ahh. Ow. Let the adrenaline over ride the fear. Ahh ahh Ryan: Got him, hurts down. [00:02:00] Now it's three on one. Three more to go. Ahh. Eric: Keep your head down. Ryan: Got him. Eric: Ohh ahh that one really hurt. That one really hurt. Ahhh. You already get me. Kendall: I couldn't help it. I don't know what's happening. Eric: She just hit me from the landing. Kendall: [00:02:30] Where'd we get ya? Eric: Right where you can kiss it. Ryan: You guys won that round, but for the next round I have a little surprise for you. Angie: Kendall? Kendall: Here's our secret weapon. Speaker 7: Hello sir. Kendall: Ryan from Pigeon vision. Ryan: He taped his muscles on today I see. That's a lot of bare skin showing. Speaker 7: Yeah, it's gonna hurt. Like a lot. Ryan: Especially when you find out my surprise. Angie: Yeah, where's [00:03:00] your secret weapon? Ryan: It's coming. Whoa that was close. Here comes Ryan, it looks like it's time to pull out the secret weapon, this custom EGI S900 hex copter loaded up with a [inaudible 00:03:24] 98 hole paint ball gun to be exact. Speaker 7: Ugh. Ryan: Say hello to my flying friend. I see you Kendall. Kendall: Ryan I got this. Ahhh. Ryan: [00:03:30] Revenge is a dish best served drone. [inaudible 00:03:39] Karma baby. Oh man that was lopsided and I scared off Ryan. I guess I'll give the girls a go with the drone. But I'm not too worried, we're gonna change courses. That'll even up the playing field. Not much left of the Airvuz team. Even with that drone, these girls [00:04:00] are toast. Chalk it up as another victory for [inaudible 00:04:05] Who's got a cush job now? Why is to so quiet? [00:04:30] Where is everybody? Are we still playing? Did you guys quit already? What are you doing here? Wait. Is that Danny from drone? Seriously. Uh uh oh. [crosstalk 00:04:58] Speaker 8: Right in the butt. Ryan: [00:05:00] Kendall, Angie, another ridiculous adventure in the books. Kendall: It's crazy, so we talk about drones, all the time on airvuz news and the stuff that they can do. I mean obviously they're used for cinematography, people have them for farming, real estate, they even help people in Africa get medical supplies, but this. I have never seen that. Angie: I mean that drone Pigeon vision made was so intense it sent the other Ryan home. Ryan: And [00:05:30] gave me a lopsided victory I must say. Kendall: Yeah I mean I'm a little I'm a little banged up. Ryan: I took my share of shots as well. Kendall: Yeah I remember I got you. Ryan: Who's got a cush job now?